my tumblr reunion tour

my tumblr reunion tour

saint-batrick:

johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

“I used to know your daddy.” kicks like a mule.

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ribstongrowback:

staffs-secret-blog:

staffs-secret-blog:

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Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

staff come on even you must understand that human pet guy is 100% not joking ever

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rthko:

Being on drag race sounds like the most grueling psychological torture I can possibly imagine. I would kill myself on air right in front of Roople.

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renamon:

hymn-of-the-moon:

andisitover:

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This made me bust out laughing

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Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

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shoomlah:

Image 1/5: An illustration of Crowley & Aziraphale from the show Good Omens. Aziraphale is contentedly sitting on a tufted chair: one leg crossed, reading a book, scotch in hand. Crowley looms, looking down at him with INTENT behind his eyes. He’s made quite a dent in his scotch. Aziraphale is completely oblivious.  Caption: I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 2/5: Crowley leans over Aziraphale, his knee on the chair as he sets his scotch aside. Aziraphale looks up and notices him for the first time as he idly turns a page.  Caption: There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 3/5: Crowley is fully straddling Aziraphale in his chair now, calmly taking off his reading glasses and setting aside his book for him. Aziraphale looks up at Crowley, curious, no longer distracted. He goes to set his drink down.  Caption: You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 4/5: Crowley leans in to cup Aziraphale’s face, his thumb between his lips. Aziraphale is flustered, blushed. The scotch is dropped to the floor and long forgotten as he tries to figure out where to put his hands.  Caption: You Fascinate Me (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT
Image 5/5: IN FOR THE KILL. Crowley leans in to kiss Aziraphale, one hand on his cheek while the other grips the back of his neck. Aziraphale sits up, leans forward, and gives himself permission to enjoy this. His hands are still tentative, but he’ll figure it out soon enough.  Caption: …So. (lyrics from You Fascinate Me So by Blossom Dearie)ALT

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head
There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know
You’re like the finish of a novel that I’ll finally have to take to bed
You fascinate me
so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

pikuselu:

thedman0310:

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i’m high as fuck and just saw this three times in a row while scrolling and i’m ngl it dod kinda scares me on the third go

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squash1:

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thefollow-spot:

corallapis:

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#it’s always funny when the doctor sees the master & doesn’t recognize him & goes ok i really need to fuck this random guy (via @lesbiandonnanoble)

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mino2aur:

like im not even a lesbian but when i see a butch relief and respect washes over me like how i presume an american feels when they see a member of the military or perhaps ronald mac donald.

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friend-crow:

“Bake for 10 - 12 minutes” is obviously code for “bake for exactly 11 minutes.”

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jigglebrain-deactivated20231007:

Sorry babe but the infodumping keeps going on during sex. Nothing I can do. Hands are tied. By you but tied nontheless.

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rthko:

Being on drag race sounds like the most grueling psychological torture I can possibly imagine. I would kill myself on air right in front of Roople.

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gonadotropic-hypogirlcockism:

slitherpunk:

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?

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charlottan:

are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me

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loudly–unladylike:

loudly–unladylike:

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oh hozier the man you are

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“before you see the next one just know I’ve never been well” I am obsessed with this man

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